Some choice google image search results for ‘boobs a lot’

• Two (2) “NYC Condom” wrappers
• Two (2) “Trojan Ultra Thin Lubricated” condom wrappers
• Three (3) condoms, used, tied with a knot at the top
• One (1) outer paper wrapper of a “Scharffen Berger Mocha” chocolate bar, net weight 1oz
• One (1) condom, unused
• One (1) cork from a bottle of “Ravenswood Merlot”
• Four (4) rubberbands

I got a weird, visceral pleasure from looking over all these items.  Anyone else have anything interesting in their garbage pails?

The intro is spastic and unruly, lots of cuts between generic traffic action, the three heroines standing in front of some nasty green cutlass convertible, and awkward looking dudes being ‘interviewed’ by the leads.  Apparently the premise involves the girls ‘driving around until [they] find a guy to fuck while videotaping it.’ More gonzo than I was hoping for, but the girl with black hair has that faux-innocent-but-really-a-sexual-dynamo look that I dig so much, so I’ll press on for a bit.

This first dude they talk to is just partying, his eyes don’t stay still for more than 1/10 of a second, seriously.  The use of the term ‘fucking the shit out of him’ is being bandied around far too much for my liking.  Bad imagery, and having known someone this actually happened to I just can’t abide. Oh god damnit, the blonde is wearing white shorts (fine) and tan ugg boots (not fine) and its obviously like september at the latest. Ridiculous.  Combine this fact and the random marco shots of the just the tip of the dudes massive dong, and this first scene is just gettin me no radish.  Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a powerful chile, especially in a porno, but none of this mapplethorpe bollocks.  I swear those dudes must be injecting something into thier junk to get the veins to pop out like that.  Also, I can’t believe for a second that this ‘random guy’ they picked up in a bar (what happened to the cutlass??) just happens to have a purple man thong and freshly waxed bonch.

The action itself is pretty unenthusiastic all around.  Standard bj action, he goes down on her for a bit (why is this always included? do any guys actually get off to cunnilingus?)  and then they proceed to the actual boning.  The blonde’s signature move seems to be riding him and shaking her ass as fast as she can during, to which the best thing he can muster is ‘yeah shake that.’  Aside from the other two girls lining him up when he pops out or giggling throughout, both of which were pretty cute, the whole thing feels pretty forced for both parties.  The cumshot was totally a let down, as well.  Anytime the dude needs forty five seconds with his fist you just feel like the preceding action was totally for nothing.

I’m not even horny any more after watching that first scene, I’ll finish this stupid movie later.

what does this picture mean to YOU?

does it bring about forgotten feelings?

is it real?

does it dive deep into any specific realms of discourse?

do you keep looking at it?

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